Baby Donald 2.0 - Corgan Alexander

Music: Tonight, Tonight by The Smashing Pumpkins

 
 
Donald Family Unveils Roadmap to
  Baby Donald 2.0
New version expected to change everything!

Melbourne, Florida – At the 2nd annual Donald Barnyard convention, the Donald family unveiled plans for the next addition to their already impressive portfolio.  Baby Donald 2.0, which expects to release in late August 2007, promises to build on the success of Baby Donald 1.0 (code name Annabelle Claire) to deliver much joy and happiness to friends and family.

Some of the planned features of Baby Donald 2.0 include:
 sleeping through the night
 cuddling
 playing with Baby Donald 1.0
 increasing the size of the Donald Barn by two feet
 causing an additional tummy scar for Mommy Donald

This announcement comes just 11 months after the release of Baby Donald 1.0, which by all measures greatly exceeded the number of expected downloads per day.  When asked if such an aggressive schedule was feasible, Mommy Donald explained, “We are confident that Baby Donald 2.0 will be a major advance for the Donald Family and arrive on schedule.”  “We are doing everything we can to get the resources in place to support this new addition, including increasing capacity at the Donald Barn”, added Daddy Donald.

Like all members of the Donald portfolio, Baby Donald 2.0 will smile in all environments and take advantage of the latest innovations in toys.

Availability
Baby Donald 2.0 is expected to be available by September 6, 2007.  Project Manager Dr. Wesley Foster anticipates there is a good possibility that the project will release at least week ahead of schedule for planned Cesarian delivery.

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Due Date

September 6, 2007 (but scheduled for c-section delivery on August 30, 2007)



01.11.07

Verified Baby is there


01.16.07

Sonogram determining Baby is 6 weeks and 5 days old


02.22.07- 12 Week Appt.

Sonogram to verify everything is okay


03.27.07- 16 Week Appt.

Healthy heartbeat at 160bpm!  Mommy’s tummy measures at 17cm.


Week of 04.16.07

20 week appointment and sonogram where it was determined that Baby Donald 2.0 is a Corgan!


05.17.07- 24 Week Appt.

Another healthy 160bpm heartbeat. Mommy’s tummy measured a little bit big at 26cm.


06.13.07- 28 Week Appt.

Heartbeat at 160bpm, and tummy measuring even bigger at 32cm.


06.18.07

Sonogram to investigate Mommy’s big tummy.  All healthy & measurements consistent with 28-29 weeks, so Mommy must just have a stretched out uterus.


07.09.07- 31.5 Week Appt.

Heartbeat 160bpm, Mommy’s tummy is 33 cm.


07.19.07- 33 Week Appt.

Heartbeat 160 bpm, Mommy’s tummy is 34 cm.


08.02.07- 35 Week Appt.

Heartbeat 140 bpm,

Mommy’s tummy is 36 cm, Dilated 1cm--- bedrest orders for Mommy!


08.09.07- 36 Week Appt.

Heartbeat 160 bpm, Mommy’s tummy is 37 cm,

Still 1cm dilated


08.15.07- 37 Week Appt.

Heartbeat 150 bpm, Mommy’s tummy is 38 cm,

2cm dilated



Registries

Target, Babies R Us, &

Baby Style


Clothes

Boys clothes in a variety of sizes would be great.  Nothing too baby-ish though... something that Keith would wear (but in a much smaller size) would be perfect!


Nursery Decor

Corgan’s nursery will be ultra-modern in rust, soft blue, and sage. (see pic)


Toys

Farm toys, John Deere toys, Ugly Dolls, Rockstar & musical toys

 

Above Left: Corgan’s first perfect profile picture at 19.5 weeks

Above: Baby Donald waving to Mommy & Daddy at 12 weeks old

Left: Baby Donald (posing as a bean) at nearly 7 weeks old

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